Gothic Mansion Lover Pillows

"Oh s**t, it’s ICE!"

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

The Raven in Flight

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

'Count Dracula, I wish you'd come to me sooner...'

"I know we're not supposed to invite them over the threshold dear, but it seemed awfully rude to leave him standing on the doorstep."

"You never know what will catch on!"

Trilby - Mademoiselle Ernestine singing 'Les Cloches du Monastere'.

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

"Wait! First, his attorney."

'R.I.P. Van Winkle, just sleeping.'

The Goblin and the Sexton

"I figured I've got the money so why not spend it."

Edgar Allan Poe

"I'll have a Bloody Mary. And bring a Witch Hazel and tonic for the little woman."

Trilby - 'Malbrouck s'en va-t'en guerre'.

Till life do you part.

Trilby - 'Hast thou found me, o mine enemy?'

"It belonged to my great... great creepy Uncle Edgar."