Gore Lover Pillows

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

'So, were we entertained tonight, or just bludgeoned into submission?'

'Strike three!'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

The Brothers Grime

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

Pet Cemetery.

100 best beheadings

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

"It's a blood curdling novel about the brutal murder of a publisher who rejected a book about the brutal murder of a publisher..."

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

'We've decided it might be better to show your televised operation after the 9 o'clock watershed...'

Quentin Tarantino

Over the years Dr Litmus had developed a very strong stomach - Reading anatomy book while eating breakfast

"I would have made the gore sickening in a different way."

'Let's see you reverse this, Switherton!'

Dragon roasts a chicken impaled on a knight's sword.

"I understand the special effects on this one are pretty realistic!"

Before the invention of writing, ancient wisdom was passed down the generations orally, through the art of storytelling.

"Some trainees find the post-mortem an eviscerating experience but you'll get used to it."

Thank you, Thank you... One quick announcement - The owner of a large orange gourd - Please move your vehicle - You're parked on a loading zone.

Andy is visited by the Ghost of Thanksgiving Future.

"My husband's ill, so I'm standing in for him."

'How about a drink?' 'You've got gravy.'

"Another Quentin Tarrantino production"

"Do you have a non-smoking section..?"

'I'm not overweight you know? I'm just big boned.'

Adam and Eve

'He hates it when lawyers quote the Constitution.'

"Mum, Mum! Timmy and I found a dead body crawling with maggots! We had a great lunch!"

King Kong Doomed To Step On Proportional Banana Peel

"Er...now what did I come up here for?"

Boxer