Gore Lover Mugs

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

'So, were we entertained tonight, or just bludgeoned into submission?'

'Strike three!'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

The Brothers Grime

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

100 best beheadings

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

"It's a blood curdling novel about the brutal murder of a publisher who rejected a book about the brutal murder of a publisher..."

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

'We've decided it might be better to show your televised operation after the 9 o'clock watershed...'

Over the years Dr Litmus had developed a very strong stomach - Reading anatomy book while eating breakfast

"I would have made the gore sickening in a different way."

'Let's see you reverse this, Switherton!'

Dragon roasts a chicken impaled on a knight's sword.

Before the invention of writing, ancient wisdom was passed down the generations orally, through the art of storytelling.

"I understand the special effects on this one are pretty realistic!"

"Some trainees find the post-mortem an eviscerating experience but you'll get used to it."

Thank you, Thank you... One quick announcement - The owner of a large orange gourd - Please move your vehicle - You're parked on a loading zone.

'How about a drink?' 'You've got gravy.'

"My husband's ill, so I'm standing in for him."

"Another Quentin Tarrantino production"

Andy is visited by the Ghost of Thanksgiving Future.

"Do you have a non-smoking section..?"

'I'm not overweight you know? I'm just big boned.'

"Mum, Mum! Timmy and I found a dead body crawling with maggots! We had a great lunch!"

Adam and Eve

'He hates it when lawyers quote the Constitution.'

King Kong Doomed To Step On Proportional Banana Peel

I've crossed a potato with a sponge...you should see it soak up gravy!

"Er...now what did I come up here for?"

Boxer

'Now's your chance. . . You always said you could beat him with your eyes closed.'