Gore Mugs

"I would have made the gore sickening in a different way."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

Love at First Sight

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Natural Disasters

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

'... And this is my cellar.'

Interdisciplinary studies.

Night of the Latkes

Dead Funny

Silence of the Chickens...

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Chiller Theatre

Night of the Zombonies.

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Scientists are sexy

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Zombies.

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."