Gore Pillows

"I would have made the gore sickening in a different way."

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Love at First Sight

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Natural Disasters

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

'... And this is my cellar.'

Interdisciplinary studies.

Night of the Latkes

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Scientists are sexy

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Chiller Theatre

Dead Funny

Silence of the Chickens...

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Night of the Zombonies.

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

He looks so natural lying there...

Zombies.