Gore Guru Pillows

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

'It's not surprising. The production department is in Spain, the warehouse is in Korea, the accounting division is in Bolivia, the board of directors is in Canada.'

"Ahh...He's got wind"

100 best beheadings

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

"It's a blood curdling novel about the brutal murder of a publisher who rejected a book about the brutal murder of a publisher..."

'Of course we're a global corporation. We have mail drops throughout the world.'

"I make money, therefore I am."

'...Stop trying to funk it up.'

The Music Lover.

'Just be patient. Greed always makes a come back.'

'...but our most useful publication is the 'Journal of Don't-Do-It: It's-Already-Been-Done.''

'We've decided it might be better to show your televised operation after the 9 o'clock watershed...'

'So, were we entertained tonight, or just bludgeoned into submission?'

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

Investments: Getting In Touch With Your Inner Greed

'Today could well be the day...the day on which the world leaders turn to me to solve their problems...they might just leave it till tomorrow.'

'C'mon, Phil, it's not like we're trying to hit a baseball.'

Over the years Dr Litmus had developed a very strong stomach - Reading anatomy book while eating breakfast

Stocks dropped sharply on the rumor the government will appoint a greed czar.

'Now we'll give the patient our drug.'

How's My Jiving?

Diplo

"That's one t-bone steak for you sir, and a bowl of blood and guts for your zombie friend."

'This is goodbye, Goopta -- I've decided to make a career move to the Scientologists.'

"I understand the special effects on this one are pretty realistic!"

"You were right, dear, slippers, shiny floor and a grouting gun don't mix."

"I would have made the gore sickening in a different way."

Heart Research Centre on top of a hill.

How Scientists Work