Gore Appreciator Pillows

"Mum, Mum! Timmy and I found a dead body crawling with maggots! We had a great lunch!"

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

100 best beheadings

Final words on gravestones.

Cavemen Exhibit

Big business is not evil

"It's a blood curdling novel about the brutal murder of a publisher who rejected a book about the brutal murder of a publisher..."

"Oog creates fire and all you can come up with is that silly round thing!"

'Don't call us, we'll call you, inc,'

'Whoever wants my job must lift the sword from the stone.'

"Frankly, I don't like the way things are going."

'We've decided it might be better to show your televised operation after the 9 o'clock watershed...'

Quentin Tarantino

'So, were we entertained tonight, or just bludgeoned into submission?'

"I'm just posting something to my wall."

'It's taken me time to adjust to the different management style here.'

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

"The first step toward enlightenment is dissillusionment."

Starving Artist Show has paintings of food.

'I suppose that nowadays anything can be considered art.'

Hi. How's it goin'? Good, you? 'Sup. Hey. Hello. The Primordial Schmooze.

Over the years Dr Litmus had developed a very strong stomach - Reading anatomy book while eating breakfast

'Eww, when did this building get that hideous gargoyle?'

"I just love your use of lying"

'Gee, I wish I'd said that.'

Mary McCarthy.

The World Will Overheat and End Next Week: Like, will it be on You Tube?

"I understand the special effects on this one are pretty realistic!"

"It's so refreshing to find a guy who wants you for your brain."

'Be gentle with me it's my first time!'

"I would have made the gore sickening in a different way."

"Some trainees find the post-mortem an eviscerating experience but you'll get used to it."

Antiques, Furniture Stripping, Stripping.

"Take no notice. It's just Norman being sarcastic again."

"So...you have a boyfriend?"