Gore Appreciator Pillows

"Mum, Mum! Timmy and I found a dead body crawling with maggots! We had a great lunch!"

100 best beheadings

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

Final words on gravestones.

Big business is not evil

"It's a blood curdling novel about the brutal murder of a publisher who rejected a book about the brutal murder of a publisher..."

"Oog creates fire and all you can come up with is that silly round thing!"

'Whoever wants my job must lift the sword from the stone.'

'Don't call us, we'll call you, inc,'

"Frankly, I don't like the way things are going."

'We've decided it might be better to show your televised operation after the 9 o'clock watershed...'

'So, were we entertained tonight, or just bludgeoned into submission?'

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

'It's taken me time to adjust to the different management style here.'

"I'm just posting something to my wall."

"The first step toward enlightenment is dissillusionment."

'I suppose that nowadays anything can be considered art.'

Starving Artist Show has paintings of food.

'Eww, when did this building get that hideous gargoyle?'

"I just love your use of lying"

Over the years Dr Litmus had developed a very strong stomach - Reading anatomy book while eating breakfast

"It's so refreshing to find a guy who wants you for your brain."

"I would have made the gore sickening in a different way."

The World Will Overheat and End Next Week: Like, will it be on You Tube?

"I understand the special effects on this one are pretty realistic!"

'Be gentle with me it's my first time!'

'Gee, I wish I'd said that.'

"Some trainees find the post-mortem an eviscerating experience but you'll get used to it."

Antiques, Furniture Stripping, Stripping.

"Take no notice. It's just Norman being sarcastic again."

"So...you have a boyfriend?"