Good Samaritan Admirer Pillows

"Young man, you're the only one who bothered to stop!"

"How can you be out of wings?"

"This place has the best happy hour."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"Feel free to take notes."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"I love this time of day."

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

Squirrel on the beach

'Look man, no wings!'

"This'll be a cut and dried, no-drama procedure. Unless any squirrels show up, in which case all hell's gonna break loose."

You are what you eat!

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

ATM withdrawal

Cool hand... Uke

"Omg, bird and squirrel are here."

"Hey, that's just one omniscient guy's opinion."

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

Tree Squirrel

Squirrels rescuing acorns from tree about to be cut down.

A Day in the Life of Squirrels

God save the Queen.

"Well well, Mr. Chamberlain. It seems you've discovered my secret."