Good Samaritan Pillows

Self-sacrifice to aid others

'Whether we find my contact lens or not, I want to thank you all anyway, for becoming involved.'

Every Volunteer is Importan...

I like it - In this game players must perform increasingly challenging random acts of kindness.

'Sorry, but we are not allowed to help anyone across the street due to liabilities.'

'He's a nice boy - It's a shame how some people take advantage!'

When Tia Carmen says... "Happiness is when I see other people happy" it means...she prepared a plate for the homeless man down at the corner.

"Did you see those two people? This lady won the lottery, and me and this other nice were going to help her cash her ticket!"

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

"It had an interesting emotional arc and some nice plot twists, but the heroine and subsidiary characters were unconvincing within the historical context."

'Talking about Jesus is NOT name-dropping!'

"Doctor, I find you very easy to talk to."

'He'd fall over backwards to help anybody.'

What is it about Sarah Palin's politics that bothers you so much?

'I don't need to exercise to lose weight. The odor in this locker room suppressed all my appetite.'

'Pass the ketch up dear.'

"Young man, you're the only one who bothered to stop!"

Superhero Rescues Books.

Fairy narratives

'Have you seen my amplifier.'

"Hoppy are the peace makers"

'Yeah, I guess I have kind of let it go.'

Do you need a hand?

A teacher with a TV for a head reads a book to their students.

'Good gracious Henry, it's not necessary to that every time he whistles the national anthem!'

"Hey, amigo... Been there, done that, bought the tattoo!"

'I caught something, but it's not a fish. And speaking of fish, I think they know we're here.'

Good Samaritan/Bad Samaritan.

'It's the road to Hell.'

'Hi, it's me - I'm under a train.'

"If your god wants me to believe in him, he should exist."

101 uses of a dead cat: samurai armour.

"This could be a match. There's a lady here, who's looking for a man who knows how to listen."

"Thanks, and you have a nice day too."