Gong Appreciator Gifts

Taxi Rank

'We really need to start hiring self-starters.'

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

'It's the Secretary-General of the United Nations -- are you here?'

Scot holding a heart.

The Gong

"The guy's a natural!"

"The first step toward enlightenment is dissillusionment."

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

"What do you mean, who are my influences?"

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

"Can you keep a secret?"

'-and she gets headaches every time the doorbell plays our tune.'

"Have you got it in beige?"

'Don't say anything!'

'It's past now, but for a minute there I almost thought about going out and buying you some bling.'

Big Brother in Monastery.

"Every time he's right, he does that."

'I might look very exotic to you kiddo, but where I come from, I'm rather common...'

"Listen! They're playing our song...only now it's our insurance company's jingle."

A Mega-Mooer.

"I don't know - I just like pompoms!"

Chimney Sweep

Walter decided to tune a piano because he didn't know how to tune a fish

'Our friends are getting married while scuba diving 10,000 leagues under the sea, or while jumping from a plane at 35,000 feet ,or while wild riding horses, so we thought we'd be different and get married in a church.'

Gong

Bird house envy.

'My knees are killing me.'

"Well, here we are. If you need anything, just ring."

"To help with the constant ringing in your ears, I'm prescribing instructions to set up your voice mailbox."

"We always get the blame. But we're also the victims."

'It's not snow, it's pigeons'

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just up here on the advice of my tax accountant.'