Gong Lover Gifts

'Don't say anything!'

The Gong

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

Join me in a Martini?

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

You're the botanicals in my gin

Bubble gum leaves

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

Chorister's Loose Teeth

'Just remember lads, when the drummer misses a beat we all miss a beat.'

Fuzz - Max expresses pain.

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

A family choir

Heaven

A singer being criticised

Gold Crisis

"The guy's a natural!"

Ginspiration!

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

Pick Me Ups.

"May I ask you, sir, if our little jingle on TV had anything to do with your decision to take along the missus?"

Hieroglyphic disco dancer

Several of the med students had been cheerleaders when they were undergrads.

"The Choir Director's out sick, so they're all a but lost."

Feart!

"This is not what I meant when I said 'let's chill'."

"What do you mean, who are my influences?"

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

"Hey! Your phone isn't turned on."