Gong Lover T-Shirts

'Don't say anything!'

The Gong

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

Join me in a Martini?

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

Bubble gum leaves

You're the botanicals in my gin

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

Chorister's Loose Teeth

'Just remember lads, when the drummer misses a beat we all miss a beat.'

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

A family choir

A singer being criticised

Heaven

Fuzz - Max expresses pain.

"The guy's a natural!"

Gold Crisis

Ginspiration!

Pick Me Ups.

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

"May I ask you, sir, if our little jingle on TV had anything to do with your decision to take along the missus?"

"What do you mean, who are my influences?"

Feart!

Hieroglyphic disco dancer

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

"The Choir Director's out sick, so they're all a but lost."

"This is not what I meant when I said 'let's chill'."

Tutti: When all voices sing at the same time.

"Hey! Your phone isn't turned on."

'That's my spirit guide.'