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"Every time he's right, he does that."

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

'He's the bluesman's bluesman.'

Does "worldly goods" include intellectual property?

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

What your guitar says about you.

"...and are you, Jessica, committed to this bit?"

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

The Gong

Leonard Cohen

"The guy's a natural!"

Barbara Streisand

"Music has doubled my income..."

Recording Studio

"What do you mean, who are my influences?"

"It took years of vocal training, but I now have a vocal range from squeaky right down to tenor..."

Sarah Vaughan

A Victorian lion chair is given a tail.

Pianist takes his bow whilst the singer carries on singing.

'...Love, honor, cherish, and be careful what you wish for.'

'Wait a minute -- aren't you going to read me my rights?'

The Conductor

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

Spoonstock.

Man winding down a scroll of a musical score.

'My best attribute? That would be my glottal stop.'