Gong Virtuoso Mugs

"Every time he's right, he does that."

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

'He's the bluesman's bluesman.'

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

"The guy's a natural!"

What your guitar says about you.

The Gong

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

"...and are you, Jessica, committed to this bit?"

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

"It took years of vocal training, but I now have a vocal range from squeaky right down to tenor..."

"Music has doubled my income..."

"What do you mean, who are my influences?"

Recording Studio

Pianist takes his bow whilst the singer carries on singing.

A Victorian lion chair is given a tail.

The Conductor

Spoonstock.

'...Love, honor, cherish, and be careful what you wish for.'

'Wait a minute -- aren't you going to read me my rights?'

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

Man winding down a scroll of a musical score.

'My best attribute? That would be my glottal stop.'

Focoso - to sing with fire and passion.