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"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

'Elaine, take a ditty.'

Ronald was born to Boogie but was stuck in a Square Dancing body.

The Gong

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

Supply was out of harps.

"I'll stop saying 'irregardless' if you'll stop staying 'at this point in time.'"

"We learnt about nutrition at school today Mum: Our diet didn't rate well at all..."

Like, Real Gone...

"Captain, we can't communicate with the creature. It seems to only speak in corporate lingo."

"I'm sorry, but I don't think that putting our mission statement to banjo music sends the right message."

'Is that our courtship dance or the Mambo?'

Flamenco

"Bob returned to the office after the shut down and found his lucky bamboo plant had flourished."

"I would love to get my hands on the official who sent him home on gardening leave!"

'Seriously, Earl, if you say you've got a bone to pick with me one more time, I'm out of here.'

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

"Golly, bongos and espresso! You folks haven't changed a bit."

"Really, I feel fine. I just want to pick up some psycho-babble."

'Yes, Bwana?'

Quicksand.

Repossessed Properties.

"Look, you always hated the wicker furniture and bamboo is scarce, so consider it a win-win."

"I know you're new to the job, Ms. Jones, but the correct term is 'stat'... not 'move your ass'!"

'Don't say anything!'

"The adventures of Robin Hood are becoming a lot less adventurous."

Totes sorry. Flight is legit delayed! :-(

"I love bamboo too, but I'm still not going to mate with you."

"I'd let her go, but she's so good with the kids."

'The magian didn't have to grouch about the mucker's mafficking.'

Sign on desk reads: 'Business spoken here.'