Bongo Lover Pillows

'He says it helps keep his swing in the proper rhythm.'

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

'Elaine, take a ditty.'

Ronald was born to Boogie but was stuck in a Square Dancing body.

"In light of current market conditions, I've diversified your portfolio to include Lotto tickets and bingo chips."

The Gong

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

Supply was out of harps.

"I'll stop saying 'irregardless' if you'll stop staying 'at this point in time.'"

'Is that our courtship dance or the Mambo?'

"Captain, we can't communicate with the creature. It seems to only speak in corporate lingo."

Like, Real Gone...

"I'm sorry, but I don't think that putting our mission statement to banjo music sends the right message."

Flamenco

"We learnt about nutrition at school today Mum: Our diet didn't rate well at all..."

"I would love to get my hands on the official who sent him home on gardening leave!"

"Bob returned to the office after the shut down and found his lucky bamboo plant had flourished."

"Golly, bongos and espresso! You folks haven't changed a bit."

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

'Seriously, Earl, if you say you've got a bone to pick with me one more time, I'm out of here.'

'Yes, Bwana?'

"Really, I feel fine. I just want to pick up some psycho-babble."

Quicksand.

Repossessed Properties.

"I know you're new to the job, Ms. Jones, but the correct term is 'stat'... not 'move your ass'!"

"Look, you always hated the wicker furniture and bamboo is scarce, so consider it a win-win."

"I love bamboo too, but I'm still not going to mate with you."

Sign on desk reads: 'Business spoken here.'

"I'm sorry you've got a sudden craving for nachos, Mrs. Hacksburry, but I really don't want to open the store right now!"

'The magian didn't have to grouch about the mucker's mafficking.'

"I'd let her go, but she's so good with the kids."

Totes sorry. Flight is legit delayed! :-(