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"Golly, bongos and espresso! You folks haven't changed a bit."

Like, Real Gone...

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

I love it when you speak Wall Streetese. Say 'to the upside' for me.

Bingo night.

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

Now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto.

Ralph Stanley

"I hear that bamboo is all the rage this year."

'Elaine, take a ditty.'

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

"In light of current market conditions, I've diversified your portfolio to include Lotto tickets and bingo chips."

Hellbillies.

"I came all the way from Alabama just to see you, Susanna. Why in tarnation are you cryin'?"

Supply was out of harps.

'Disqualified!... He did not yell 'Boing' when he jumped!'

"I'm sorry, but I don't think that putting our mission statement to banjo music sends the right message."

"I think this calls for a little banjo."

'I've only got two numbers to go on the bingo!'

'Seriously, Earl, if you say you've got a bone to pick with me one more time, I'm out of here.'

Dueling Banjos two Banjos about to shoot it out in a Duel.

'Hank plays the banjo strictly for his own amusement.'

"I'm glad you boys let me come along with you...it's nice to see how you kids live life! I mean, with youth on your side, I'm sure you live every moment to the fullest!"

Really big bang

"Norm hadn't won his Zoom Bingo in awhile, but scored something even better, a grocery delivery time slot."

Duelling Banjos.

'Please tell me you aren't my roommate.'

Bingo Addicts...

As a louder and more satisfying alternative to clapping, Lily uses her bingo wings.

'Be careful! It's her first time winning the jackpot!'

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

"I put all this stuff on your credit card, Bob, but don't worry! I had a tarot card reading by Minerva and she said this is my lucky Bingo card!"