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'We really need to start hiring self-starters.'

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

'It's the Secretary-General of the United Nations -- are you here?'

Scot holding a heart.

"The guy's a natural!"

The Gong

"What do you mean, who are my influences?"

Other than a high chair, what qualifies you to sit in judgment? A lethal gavel.

"The first step toward enlightenment is dissillusionment."

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

"Can you keep a secret?"

'-and she gets headaches every time the doorbell plays our tune.'

"Have you got it in beige?"

"This is not what I meant when I said you should try to live in the present."

'Don't say anything!'

You have to admit, For He's a Jolly Good Fellow is a defense that's pretty hard to deny.

'It's past now, but for a minute there I almost thought about going out and buying you some bling.'

Big Brother in Monastery.

"Every time he's right, he does that."

'I might look very exotic to you kiddo, but where I come from, I'm rather common...'

A Mega-Mooer.

"Listen! They're playing our song...only now it's our insurance company's jingle."

Walter decided to tune a piano because he didn't know how to tune a fish

Chimney Sweep

"I don't know - I just like pompoms!"

Great. Now I'll have that song stuck in my head for all eternity.

'Our friends are getting married while scuba diving 10,000 leagues under the sea, or while jumping from a plane at 35,000 feet ,or while wild riding horses, so we thought we'd be different and get married in a church.'

'My knees are killing me.'

Gong

Bird house envy.

"To help with the constant ringing in your ears, I'm prescribing instructions to set up your voice mailbox."

"Well, here we are. If you need anything, just ring."

"We always get the blame. But we're also the victims."