Golfer Parent Pillows

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

Man walking a dog is passed by a runner carrying a baby on her hip.

"How do you expect him to grow up to be a pro if he doesn't start young?"

'We just figured that with the kids travelling so much for soccer, it made more sense to sell our house and get an RV.'

Mrs. Tree? A hockey ball hit your daughter. It's likely just a bad bruise. Whew! Though there could be a fracture, nerve damage or fatal blood clots. What? Don't worry. Our medical advisor is evaluating Twig right now. Can you sign this liability waiver? Her hand seems fine. Team lawyer.

Baby Footballer

"Benjamin, we've discovered, is quite gifted at third base."

"This paternity leave plays havoc with your handicap."

'Are you the proud parents of our (drumming contest) winner?'

Susan used her ingenious invention to carry on playing golf during the final stages of her pregnancy!

'I wasn't going to miss our game just because my wife landed me with junior. Besides, he's a great caddie.'

"Dr. Behan?! Congratulations! It's a Boy!!!"

"Go join your coach and the rest of your team. I'll be watching from the bar."

'Wow! Feel that kick! I'm buying him a football for his first birthday!'

'Well, it's a boy. And I think I can explain those sudden sharp pains in your rib cage.'

'If he's going to be another 'Tiger' he has to start young.'

Little League Registration: "Um, I think we're gonna need to see your birth certificate again, son. . ."

Things Your Mother Would Never Let You Do Olympic Games

"So your soccer team lost...big deal! I lose things all the time!"

Revenge pawn

Another Rugby Star is Born.

"Dad, get your own sandbox!"

"I am standing up straight."

'Hey Dad? Just in case you were wondering, for Christmas Mom was asking for an iPod, an X-Box and a Hannah Montana doll.'

Tired of Bill's frequent golf outings, Vera performs an ancient Mayan rain dance.

It's nice they can all join in, isn't it? Yes! My kids wiping the floor with your kid!

Thank you for not flying into a rage and pummeling the ref!!

'...your problem, Lady?'

"Here's the umbilical cord, and here's the controller."

'I don't care how dirty they get on tv.'

'I think I understand. You and I are a team and mum is the coach!'

'Are you interested in your child attending our regular nursery school program or our pre-law nursery school program?'