Golfing Parent Pillows

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

Man walking a dog is passed by a runner carrying a baby on her hip.

"How do you expect him to grow up to be a pro if he doesn't start young?"

Baby Footballer

"Benjamin, we've discovered, is quite gifted at third base."

"This paternity leave plays havoc with your handicap."

Susan used her ingenious invention to carry on playing golf during the final stages of her pregnancy!

'I wasn't going to miss our game just because my wife landed me with junior. Besides, he's a great caddie.'

'Wow! Feel that kick! I'm buying him a football for his first birthday!'

'And then Mindy had the nerve to call me a 'helicopter mom.' Me? In this wonderful jetpack! As if!'

"Do I read better than Mommy?"

'My kid is going to Harvard, and Jim's son to Stanford- which college accepted yoyr kid, Fred? ( pix of clown on desk)

"Go join your coach and the rest of your team. I'll be watching from the bar."

"Dr. Behan?! Congratulations! It's a Boy!!!"

'If he's going to be another 'Tiger' he has to start young.'

Things Your Mother Would Never Let You Do Olympic Games

Little League Registration: "Um, I think we're gonna need to see your birth certificate again, son. . ."

"Dad, get your own sandbox!"

"I am standing up straight."

Revenge pawn

"So your soccer team lost...big deal! I lose things all the time!"

Another Rugby Star is Born.

It's nice they can all join in, isn't it? Yes! My kids wiping the floor with your kid!

Thank you for not flying into a rage and pummeling the ref!!

Used golf buddies.

'Of course I bailed you out - you've got soccer tonight.'

'...your problem, Lady?'

Had to run the kids to soccer. There's a can of microwave slop on the counter.