Golf Warrior Gifts

The New Golf

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Humans...What is their purpose?

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Muscles

On the back of the t-shirt...

No-Work Orange

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"I love you too, big guy."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Running

Exercise Class

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming