Golf Warrior Gifts

The New Golf

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Humans...What is their purpose?

"This feels like an accomplishment."

No-Work Orange

Muscles

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"I love you too, big guy."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

Running

Exercise Class

The eco club is starting a locavore movement here at school. "Loco" what? Eating fresh food, grown locally. So? So everyone eats healthier and uses less energy. Um � Ok. I'll tell my mom. Who are those people. Locobores.

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

7 Dwarves of Retirement

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."