Golf Tragic Gifts

Golfer crying over the grave of a sandwedge

"Okay...just this once...but no more practice swings!"

"Misery, torment, N.Y. football"

Hole in forty-seven.

"I understand you were involved in a golf mishap this morning!"

'Hmmm...I think I've figured out why you're slicing...'

"You have achieved Nirvana, Mr. Harper, and a bad case of tennis knee."

'I am so very frustrated! I know it's hard for you to understand, but you don't know the golf course.'

Watch your language.

"So he pulls out a 1 iorn, see? I say to him. Bob I says, not even God can hit a 1 iron. Then, there was a flash of light and boom!"

Golfing Accident

Putting on ice

"This putt is worth $75,000 - certainly more than enough for a decent suit of clothes, a haircut and a set of real golf clubs!"

Today will start off with an interesting twist.

Golf Lovers

Bah Humbug!

"Sid, is there anyone we can contact for you?"

'I'll be there in a minute! They're on the last hole!'

"I'll comeback to rescue you after I find my ball."

'Wow! That's some sexy looking club you've got there!'

'And now time for operation: Hit golf balls into windows!'

"I used the credit card that replaces lost merchandise."

'I thought you said you were just popping out for a couple of hours in the nets?'

'My husband has been practicing his golf swing all winter.'

Women Golfers.

3 pictures 1)golfer swinging 2) ball hits tree and hits golfer 3) golfer calls out "Fore!"

'He's a stupid golfer who ignored repeated shouts of 'fore.' Go ahead and play it where it lies!'

You'll knock 'em dead at that outdoor sports event this weekend.