Tennis Tragic Gifts

"You have achieved Nirvana, Mr. Harper, and a bad case of tennis knee."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Mixed Doubles.

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

Comedy and tragedy masks

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

'Hey Mister Petrie, what's the world's record for tennis balls in a retriever's mouth?'

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

COWS: Cow Pong

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

I love PE.

Tennis ball girl.

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"