Golf-loving Dad Gifts

"Dad, get your own sandbox!"

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

'I hope you replace your divots.'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"How do you expect him to grow up to be a pro if he doesn't start young?"

'Daddy yells, 'I GOT IT I GOT IT' You should have seen how high the ball bounced off Daddy's head'

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

Daddy's Hook

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

'Please feel free to tell me if Junior is in your way...'

"This paternity leave plays havoc with your handicap."

Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 5

'Watch this! Open up a straw by scrunching up its wrapper! Now put a drop of water on that wrinkly paper tube! Check it out! It wiggles and grows!'

"What do you want to be when your dad grows up?"

'I wasn't going to miss our game just because my wife landed me with junior. Besides, he's a great caddie.'

Expectant father with sports goods - "It's a girl."

Never Ask A Man To Change The Baby.

"This is how I'd like to remember the Hamptons - with someone's golf Rolex sticking out of the sand."

'He's worth his weight in lost balls.'

'If he's going to be another 'Tiger' he has to start young.'

"I'd rather be golfing...and I am."

'A couple of the other dads and I were thinking of starting up a fight club. . . you in?'

'Putting into the in tray on his desk.'

'I am so very frustrated! I know it's hard for you to understand, but you don't know the golf course.'

'I don't have a problem with you spending $1,500 on golf clubs, so you shouldn't complain about my spending $100,000 on a sports car.'

"Dad and son playing with rugby ball. Son runs up to ball and kicks it. Ball hits dad in nose - nose starts bleeding."

'You can't expect to win every interest he shares!'

'Clearly every one of these suspects has stolen my identity.'

Man in stilts pushing his kid along in a very tall chair

Fore

'It is a work related injury. I walked into my boss' office and took a flyer on his gold ball.'