Family Golf Fan Gifts

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Knight Golfing

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"The goal is to hate yourself."

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Snooker Golf.

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

I think you're ace

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

'Hole in one!!!!'

Do you want to win the game or my business?

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

Putting Practice.

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

I love my family!