Family Golfer Gifts

"This paternity leave plays havoc with your handicap."

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Golfing Boss

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

No-Work Orange

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Knight Golfing

I guess she had other plans for you.

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

Golfing Bishop.

"The goal is to hate yourself."

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

I think you're ace

'I hope you replace your divots.'

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

Snooker Golf.

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'Hole in one!!!!'

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'He always tees off like that. He used to throw the discus in college.'

7 Dwarves of Retirement

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'