Golfing Dad Gifts

'I wasn't going to miss our game just because my wife landed me with junior. Besides, he's a great caddie.'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

'I hope you replace your divots.'

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

Skateboard

"How do you expect him to grow up to be a pro if he doesn't start young?"

'Daddy yells, 'I GOT IT I GOT IT' You should have seen how high the ball bounced off Daddy's head'

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

Daddy's Hook

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

"What do you want to be when your dad grows up?"

"This paternity leave plays havoc with your handicap."

Father's Day

Expectant father with sports goods - "It's a girl."

'If he's going to be another 'Tiger' he has to start young.'

'I need the computer for my homework, Dad -- could you play 'Grand Theft Auto' later?'

Timber!

'Video games don't seem to have done my dad any harm.'

Give me whatever and make it fast. What? What do you mean? My wife gave me ten minutes of freedom for Father's Day. And I burned through three of those just sprinting over here. We have four children and a fifth one any day now. She's tired in bed so I'm on 24/7 kid duty. I haven't left the house, taken a shower, or gone potty by myself since 2015. My ear hairs are skinny secret babies that whisper to me at night that I may be going insane. So for Father's Day, my loving wife granted me ten flee

'With a boss, a wife and three teenaged kids, I haven't had much time to worry about international affairs.'

'I would like to have a little talk with both of you!'

"I can't play video games after school, I have to help my father with his homework."

"I feel guilty because I introduced my Dad to video games and now he's addicted to them!"

'A couple of the other dads and I were thinking of starting up a fight club. . . you in?'

Dads.

'Maybe tomorrow.'

"Dad, get your own sandbox!"

Even in retirement, Moses kept his 'chops' up.

'Putting into the in tray on his desk.'

Maternity.

"Dad and son playing with rugby ball. Son runs up to ball and kicks it. Ball hits dad in nose - nose starts bleeding."

'Happy Birthday, Dad, we got you a safe to keep all your money in - only you and us will know the combination!'

'The only game my Dad knows is playing possum,'

'You can't expect to win every interest he shares!'