Golf Gigglers Pillows

'What a Neanderthal! Ork doesn't know his putter from his driver.'

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

It turns out they don't go together so well,

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

"Oh, don't mind us. We boo everybody."

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

"I'll have the crescent-crab 'purses' and the smoked duck 'hash' – hold the quotation marks."

"Where do you see yourself in five years."

"How much of this stuff can I eat before it can no longer be returned?"

"I'll need a three iron."

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

Nicky Clarke sheep shearer

The First Supper

"Honest Dad, I was going to mow the lawn... But I can't find the lawnmower in here!"

'Personal?...No, I assure you, my relationship with God is strictly professional.'

Ghost Playing Cello

Smite Golfer or Cow?

'Now THAT'S just showing off!'

Boo-gle.

'Remind me again. . . who's chasing who?'

Teenager ghost tantrums - "I hate you! I wish I was alive!"

'He's definitely not a top flite.'

'What did it mean, 'til death do us part?''

"Lady!!! Could we turn down the A.C.?!"

'It's one of your five a day.'

'Too many gaspers kept the turtlers from catching the ridley.'

'Our company drone found you on the golf course yesterday after you called in sick.'

"It's downward dog. . . says his back is killing him."