Chronically Golfing Gigglers Pillows

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

Extremely Practical Jokes.

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

"Oh, don't mind us. We boo everybody."

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

"I'll need a three iron."

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

'Personal?...No, I assure you, my relationship with God is strictly professional.'

"Does this bird make me look fat?"

Nicky Clarke sheep shearer

"Honest Dad, I was going to mow the lawn... But I can't find the lawnmower in here!"

Ghost Playing Cello

'Now THAT'S just showing off!'

Red Indian carrying a baby in golf bag.

Smite Golfer or Cow?

'Remind me again. . . who's chasing who?'

'Too many gaspers kept the turtlers from catching the ridley.'

Teenager ghost tantrums - "I hate you! I wish I was alive!"

'He's definitely not a top flite.'

'It's one of your five a day.'

'What did it mean, 'til death do us part?''

"Lady!!! Could we turn down the A.C.?!"

USBULA United States Bureau of Unnecessarily Long Acronyms

'Our company drone found you on the golf course yesterday after you called in sick.'

Tombstones have names of vegetables on them.

'That's why we're vice-presidents, and he's president.'

"It's downward dog. . . says his back is killing him."