Chronically Golfing Gigglers Pillows

I hear he discovered petroleum in his backyard! Yeah, and he took an oily retirement!

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

Extremely Practical Jokes.

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

"Oh, don't mind us. We boo everybody."

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

"I'll need a three iron."

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

'What a Neanderthal! Ork doesn't know his putter from his driver.'

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

"Honest Dad, I was going to mow the lawn... But I can't find the lawnmower in here!"

"Does this bird make me look fat?"

Nicky Clarke sheep shearer

'Personal?...No, I assure you, my relationship with God is strictly professional.'

Ghost Playing Cello

Smite Golfer or Cow?

Red Indian carrying a baby in golf bag.

'Now THAT'S just showing off!'

Boo-gle.

'Remind me again. . . who's chasing who?'

'He's definitely not a top flite.'

"Lady!!! Could we turn down the A.C.?!"

'It's one of your five a day.'

'Too many gaspers kept the turtlers from catching the ridley.'

'What did it mean, 'til death do us part?''

Teenager ghost tantrums - "I hate you! I wish I was alive!"

USBULA United States Bureau of Unnecessarily Long Acronyms

'Our company drone found you on the golf course yesterday after you called in sick.'

'That's why we're vice-presidents, and he's president.'

Tombstones have names of vegetables on them.