Golf Gaffers Gifts

'Wouldn't you know it? -- I sliced it right into Purgatory!'

'Hole in one!!!!'

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

"You have a good lie."

Dexter Miller developed the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough, but... (golf ball in pain)

'What a Neanderthal! Ork doesn't know his putter from his driver.'

"Let's not spoil it by keeping score."

'Where's your other glove?'

Red Indian carrying a baby in golf bag.

'I do wish you wouldn't use those Polish printers.'

"Well. First of all, your stance is a little wide."

Ray Little did not last long as Tiger Woods' Caddy...

'I hope you replace your divots!'

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

'Whatever you do, don't tell the rest of the herd about this secret grazing place we found.'

'Data on distance, ball velocity in conjunction with wind strength being assessed...'

'Lunge out of the water and slap his face!? ... Oh, that's real effective, Leonard.'

Mitt shoots off his own feet.

"You bought be a toaster for our anniversary? You shouldn't have...seriously, you shouldn't have!"

'A remote controlled golf ball! Yes, of course!'

Election Campaign Planning At Labour Central Office.

'Do you have to advertise the fact I'm new at the game?'

What He Meant To Say...

Joe Binden's Secrets of Public Speaking.

Rick Perry Reporting for Duty

'I said we were going to play a game of skins, not shirts and skins!'

'Too much to drink at lunch time.'

Mitt Romney

Glenn proudly shows off his new Caddy-Cap,

"Wow. Twistable clubs and a swearing megaphone. Now my golf game has everything."

Where is your other glove?

I hear he discovered petroleum in his backyard! Yeah, and he took an oily retirement!

"Not another step into this house mister, until you empty the sand from your shoes!"

'Pssst! Wanna buy a golf secret?'