Golf Gaffers Mugs

'Wouldn't you know it? -- I sliced it right into Purgatory!'

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

"You have a good lie."

Dexter Miller developed the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough, but... (golf ball in pain)

"Let's not spoil it by keeping score."

'Where's your other glove?'

Red Indian carrying a baby in golf bag.

'I do wish you wouldn't use those Polish printers.'

"Well. First of all, your stance is a little wide."

'I hope you replace your divots!'

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

'Whatever you do, don't tell the rest of the herd about this secret grazing place we found.'

'Data on distance, ball velocity in conjunction with wind strength being assessed...'

'Lunge out of the water and slap his face!? ... Oh, that's real effective, Leonard.'

Mitt shoots off his own feet.

"You bought be a toaster for our anniversary? You shouldn't have...seriously, you shouldn't have!"

'A remote controlled golf ball! Yes, of course!'

Election Campaign Planning At Labour Central Office.

'Do you have to advertise the fact I'm new at the game?'

What He Meant To Say...

Joe Binden's Secrets of Public Speaking.

'Too much to drink at lunch time.'

Mitt Romney

Where is your other glove?

"Not another step into this house mister, until you empty the sand from your shoes!"

'Pssst! Wanna buy a golf secret?'