Golf Gadabout Pillows

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

Golfing Boss

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

The Golfing Accident

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

'No, mom, Frank wasn't struggling through woods, sand and water in a triathlon. That's his golf game.'

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."

"I must come to the supermarket with you sometime dear, they seem to sell everything!"

'Don't worry, the dog's a sales manager!'

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

'OK, be the ball, be the ball, be the ball'

'I suggest we wait at the pub until this bird realizes that it's hatching your golf ball.'

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

'Sorry to leave you in the lurch but this trip is important'

"Can I play with your ball, Mister, if you're not using it?"

'In Grandma's time, men were hunters, while women were cleaners and shoppers. Now daddy and mommy are both hunters, but on wekends, mommy still cleans and shops, while daddy is a golfer.'

'This painting's in very poor taste.' 'Yes. It's from his sour grapes period.'

"Woulda looked cool with a beer in his hand, though." Michelangelo's cousin, Michelobelo

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

"Just imagine the hold is world peace and the sand traps are nuclear Armageddon and the club is your ability to deal calmly and rationally with complex situations."

Jack Nicholas - Sun-Visor

That looks like a golf ball.

"RATS! Hooked it."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Dog fetching golf ball

Never Ask A Man To Change The Baby.

"Who says I'm out of touch."