Golf Ball Wiz Gifts

"Sir, I would recommend the putter for your tee shot."

Natural Disasters

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

Mice taking lessons.

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

"I was doing pretty well in the stock market until I discovered there were laws."

"What I should have done during vacation besides watching video games. . ."

"When did this game get started?"

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

"It's baaaack!"

'I don't think of myself as a caddie, I provide technical support for golfers.'

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

'No way can I guard this guy! He's playing like he's possessed!'

Tennis Player.

The 'twice twirl surprise' seamer

Football

'I must warn you: I'm a level 85 Death Knight!'

"He's got steady hands and was the top recruit from Funzone."

Herd Nerds.

A surfer rides on a wave of snow created by a snow plough.

Basketball net above the garage door.

'Before you get into the market, we need to test your pain threshold...'

'Go to bed? -- but I'm the webmaster!'

'I bet I can tell you the score before the game starts. Nil-nil.'

'Well, no, I can't seem to find a rule forbidding this, but I still don't think it's legal.'

'I don't understand parents. They yell at us to be quiet and when we are, they think we're up to no good.'

The Joel Garner Guest XI take to the field

Pro Shop: Missing Ball.

'Wow, this is a lot better!'

You can't sit around all day, it's bad for you. Let's go and throw around a Frisbee.

Two kilt-wearing Scotsmen