Golden Year Go-getter Pillows

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

Albert & Myra - The End Story

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

Good Luck!

A very young man being hired as a groom.

"I'm telling you, she's the best in her field."

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

I need to set upmy own company.

Aging Support Group

The Thinker and the Doer.

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."

"I hope it indicates a quick promotion."

"Lost most of my sight, hearing, teeth and hair. Thank God I still god my driver license."

When you're wearing your big girl pants...You Can Take On The World!

Businessman with two boxes: 'Nothing Ventured' and 'Nothing Gained'.

London merchant telling a young employee that if he does not change his behaviour his career will go badly and he may end up becoming mayor

"I look forward to growing dead with you."

"Well, old girl, this is the third act. What, if anything, do we have up our sleeve?"

"Don't get your hopes up, Filby."

Bad times for retirees.

'Quick! Play dead!'

'I figured I'd better skip the ceremony and get a place in line.'

"His hip isn't getting any better. I really should have him put to sleep."

'I started a whole new business, Mom! Kids are paying me to complete their college applications.'

"Take your ideas and run with them...farther!"

GET SET---GO!

'You need to take one capsule a day as supplement. .. After you reach a certain income level, your body stops producing this stuff.'

Darby and Joan zimmer frame tandem

"There's more to being a pensions adviser than just handling the figures..."

"Waking at 2 A.M. is how I stay one step ahead of all the people who wake at 5 A.M."

"You know you're old when you have to warm up just to take out the garbage."

Elderly Dating

Live soccer today.

"This could be the year someone finally goes up there."

"I don't have time for sharing and caring when I'm moving and shaking."