Golden Year Go-getter Mugs

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

Albert & Myra - The End Story

Good Luck!

A very young man being hired as a groom.

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

I need to set upmy own company.

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."

"I hope it indicates a quick promotion."

When you're wearing your big girl pants...You Can Take On The World!

"Lost most of my sight, hearing, teeth and hair. Thank God I still god my driver license."

Businessman with two boxes: 'Nothing Ventured' and 'Nothing Gained'.

London merchant telling a young employee that if he does not change his behaviour his career will go badly and he may end up becoming mayor

"I look forward to growing dead with you."

"Don't get your hopes up, Filby."

"Well, old girl, this is the third act. What, if anything, do we have up our sleeve?"

Bad times for retirees.

'Quick! Play dead!'

"His hip isn't getting any better. I really should have him put to sleep."

'I figured I'd better skip the ceremony and get a place in line.'

'You need to take one capsule a day as supplement. .. After you reach a certain income level, your body stops producing this stuff.'

Darby and Joan zimmer frame tandem

"You know you're old when you have to warm up just to take out the garbage."

"Take your ideas and run with them...farther!"

'I started a whole new business, Mom! Kids are paying me to complete their college applications.'

"Waking at 2 A.M. is how I stay one step ahead of all the people who wake at 5 A.M."

"There's more to being a pensions adviser than just handling the figures..."

GET SET---GO!

Elderly Dating

"I don't have time for sharing and caring when I'm moving and shaking."

"This could be the year someone finally goes up there."

Going the wrong way on the road to riches and easy street