Career Go-getter Pillows

"I hope it indicates a quick promotion."

"My mom has to take a drug test for her new job tomorrow. Can she borrow a book to study for it?"

Good Luck!

A very young man being hired as a groom.

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

'I'm interested in your job opening, so I'll have my agent give you a ring!'

Businessman with two boxes: 'Nothing Ventured' and 'Nothing Gained'.

London merchant telling a young employee that if he does not change his behaviour his career will go badly and he may end up becoming mayor

'There's no justice. By the time I got the upper hand, I had arthritis in it.'

Targets

CEO Gets Thumbs Up From His Portrait.

'I want to discuss my salary!'

"I like your attitude, Harris."

"Don't get your hopes up, Filby."

'You've got plenty of time for a little prayer before you get to him.'

'You are lucky, I've already refused to see five salesmen this morning.'

"Boy, that's that last time I ask my Dad for help on my homework!"

'Quick! Play dead!'

"No... He's not Superman! The S stands for supersalesman."

"In this country, son, anything is possible, including you going out and getting a job."

"Your biological clock is ticking, Edwards - you haven't come up with anything in four years."

Going the wrong way on the road to riches and easy street

"Actually, I did so well with the lemonade stand I'm now selling my how-to book on start ups."

At home with the Flags

'She always has her own way. She even writes her diary a few days in advance.'

'Your problem, Mr.Fitzhue, is that you're a type-A personality in a model-T body.'

'For those of you who have been waiting for me to retire. I'd like you to know that I'm now taking those growth-hormone injections.'

'There's no doubt about it -- you're a woman on her way up.'

Grim Reaper calling on The Premiership

"New Years Resolution. . . Get another job/lose weight."

'Every time I vote to subsidize an industry, that bum votes to REGULATE it!'

'I've made it through hard work and determination. I'm determined everyone will work hard.'

'The trouble with opportunity is that it comes disguised as hard work.'

'You stood up at the meeting and disagreed with the boss? Wow, I bet there was quite a backlash.'

'Type-A personality if I ever saw one - he claims he is now going to swim upstream!'