Promotion Go-getter Pillows

At home with the Flags

'I want to discuss my salary!'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

'You really want that promotion, don't you, Sherman?'

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

Good Luck!

Career opportunities

Upward Progress

"Pardon me, but why is there no ceiling this office?"

'You're going to have to work your way up to the ground floor like everyone else.'

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

I need to set upmy own company.

'By the time I climbed up to this job, I was too tired to do it.'

"You know, there's a corporate elevator."

"Why do you always assume I'm going down?"

'I'm interested in your job opening, so I'll have my agent give you a ring!'

There now, that wasn't too difficult was it!

"I'm beginning to think they replaced the ladder of success with a greased pole."

'You are smarter, faster and more efficient than Carter... they's why I'm making you the new assistant to Carter!'

'You may feel lost and insignificant at first working for us.'

The March to the Top

'Ah, Gripes, you want to discuss a raise with me, eh? Come in, sit down, make yourself comfortable!'

'Another nice thing about working here, they tend to promote from within.'

Work avalanche

"I hope it indicates a quick promotion."

'That's our corporate ladder.'

'Do you think now's a good time to ask for a raise?' - 'I wouldn't if I was you. She gave me one this morning.'

"He's only an associate but he's already reaping at a partner's level."

"Charlie Greider... that rascal! I had a sneaking suspicion he'd be shedding his skin and moving on to a bigger company before too long!"

Ed is upset because he didn't get the promotion he had promised himself.

When you're wearing your big girl pants...You Can Take On The World!