Promotion Go-getter Gifts

At home with the Flags

'I want to discuss my salary!'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

'You really want that promotion, don't you, Sherman?'

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

Good Luck!

Career opportunities

Upward Progress

"I'm telling you, she's the best in her field."

'You're going to have to work your way up to the ground floor like everyone else.'

"Pardon me, but why is there no ceiling this office?"

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

I need to set upmy own company.

'By the time I climbed up to this job, I was too tired to do it.'

'I'm interested in your job opening, so I'll have my agent give you a ring!'

"You know, there's a corporate elevator."

"Why do you always assume I'm going down?"

There now, that wasn't too difficult was it!

"I'm beginning to think they replaced the ladder of success with a greased pole."

'Another nice thing about working here, they tend to promote from within.'

The March to the Top

'You are smarter, faster and more efficient than Carter... they's why I'm making you the new assistant to Carter!'

'Ah, Gripes, you want to discuss a raise with me, eh? Come in, sit down, make yourself comfortable!'

'You may feel lost and insignificant at first working for us.'

The Thinker and the Doer.

Work avalanche

'That's our corporate ladder.'

"I hope it indicates a quick promotion."

"He's only an associate but he's already reaping at a partner's level."

"Mom, I got the raise. They moved me to the second floor."

When you're wearing your big girl pants...You Can Take On The World!