Golden Agers Pillows

"I'm not worrying. I've got most of my money in handbaskets."

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

"I used to drink to forget. Now, age-related, short-term memory loss takes care of that for me."

"If I ever start turning into my father do me a favor and don't turn into my mother."

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

'Somewhere along the way, I went from lambada to lumbago.'

'I'm fighting ageing.'

'You're perfectly fit and healthy...but at your age...seriously, what's the point?'

"You're this age and never had surgery? Aren't you curious?"

Four Stages of Christmas.

"I'm so old I can't remember who's the smart one and who's the pretty one."

'Admit it, George-you're too old to chase after does.'

Life begins at 60

Home for Seniors.

"I'm trying to determine if the aches and pains are from an injury or just my new normal."

"Why is there a picture of an old man in the bathroom?"

'Sex is good!'

"Agnes is so crushing on him."

Another Programme Reminding You How Much Better Music Used To Be.

"I told you they'd chuck us off the bus with those smelly egg butties."

"Dude has got his s**t together!"

"To assume Leonard has a bucket list, you have to first assume he actually wants to do anything."

'The sixties? Well, you don't sleep as well, can't read anything closer than three feet away and your short-term memory's shot.'

"I gotta stop, Ralph. . . one of my balls fell off!"

'I throw a strike every time with this ball, but I can only lift it once a night.'

Noah's AARP.

'In my day, it weren't just cold - it were bleak an' all.'

Golden Village: Lawn Mowing Races

'...Why that young Whippersnapper...!'

Rest Home

"I just made the perfect password...the first letter of all my prescription drugs."

Active retirement home

'Make your own sandwich. You may be retired, but these are my leisure years.'

Senior Dating Site: Instagran.