Gold Panning Gifts

"I still haven't found any gold for my portfolio."

"Do you mind?!"

Panning for salmon in the Yukon.

"You're sitting in my place!"

'This is such an appropriate way for us to celebrate our GOLDEN wedding anniversary."

"Curly-Bill! Git over here... nuggets as big as yer corns!"

'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

'This is our golden anniversary. Let's invest in gold.'

Aggressive growth fund loses money shorting gold.

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

"Whadya know, we're being audited."

Investor alternates between hating and loving gold, depending on the stock market's performance.

International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!"

'To tell you the truth, you've ruined the gold market, Mr Midas!'

A Gambling Scene At Pike's Peak, Colorado

"You idiot! I said, 'Buy more gold', not mold!!"

'As you can see, we've been recapitalized.'

"He is stingy. If he is giving gold it's only because prices have hit rock-bottom..."

"Gold ended the day on a new high, while frankincense and myrrh both opened well but faded as the markets closed."

"Guard this with your life. The value of gold has gone way up against the dollar."

"Slow down. This stuff is gold, I’m tellin’ ya! Gold!"

The History of Anti-stick

"I was going to transmute it into gold, and then I read that the base metal market has made a remarkable recovery!"

"Let's get to work, there's gold in them there hills."

'May I have my allowance in gold bullion?'

"If there are nuggets in the sluice, let's dine out tonight."

Georgius Agricola: "My interest in gold was enhanced.greatly...help me as I go prospecting in the wilds."

"Bad news, Beatrice - I struck oil on the south forty."

'Forty years out of touch with civilization, but with this $5000 worth of gold, we'll live like kings for the rest of our lives.'

"Gold is finally making a move and you sit here doing nothing."

'Why don't you just invest in gold?'

"...These are chicken nuggets."

'Stocks and bonds dropped...on news that 'all that glitters is not gold'.'

"I see you getting rich because of what the gold in your rings is now bringing."