Gold Prospecting Gifts

"...These are chicken nuggets."

A Gambling Scene At Pike's Peak, Colorado

Prospector with geology diploma

Georgius Agricola: "My interest in gold was enhanced.greatly...help me as I go prospecting in the wilds."

"He was gold prospecting, but since he dropped his phone in the water, he's now phone prospecting."

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

'This is our golden anniversary. Let's invest in gold.'

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

You are here

"Whadya know, we're being audited."

'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'

Investor alternates between hating and loving gold, depending on the stock market's performance.

"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!"

International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

"Trepanning for gold"

'To tell you the truth, you've ruined the gold market, Mr Midas!'

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

"I'm here to gets the gold"

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

'As you can see, we've been recapitalized.'

"Yeah, I'll be glad when the baby is born: This is really affecting my balance..."

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

"Slow down. This stuff is gold, I’m tellin’ ya! Gold!"

"I was going to transmute it into gold, and then I read that the base metal market has made a remarkable recovery!"

Strive for Excellence

"Guard this with your life. The value of gold has gone way up against the dollar."

"He is stingy. If he is giving gold it's only because prices have hit rock-bottom..."

"Let's get to work, there's gold in them there hills."

"If there are nuggets in the sluice, let's dine out tonight."

'May I have my allowance in gold bullion?'

'Talk about advanced technology! It even has a beer holder!'

'This is such an appropriate way for us to celebrate our GOLDEN wedding anniversary."

"Bad news, Beatrice - I struck oil on the south forty."

Pummping oil on troubled waters.