Gold Medal Detectors T-Shirts

Mary Peters

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Military Medals

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

'I was in the catering corps.'

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

"...it's another metal detector."

Happy Champion

Jungle Games

'These new metal detectors are great!'

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'

"Let's see, this one is cherry flavored, I think this one is blueberry ..."

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

Medalist wears five gold medals to form olympic rings.

The Generals medals

'For donating half my property to the poor, I'll get the 'Unselfish Millionaire of the Year' medal and a supporting receipt for my allowable expenses!'

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

Brain Bomb Detector

Champions biting their medals

Bradley Wiggins

'This one is for not hinting in T.V. interviews that Burma's pacifists should be send WMPs.'

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

Canadians celebrate first Olympic gold medal.

"And this one is for being faithful to my wife."

"And that one shows my frequent flier miles."

'My wife gave me that one for washing the windows.'

'Nice bling.'

"What's next?"