Gold Medal Detectors Prints

Mary Peters

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Military Medals

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

'I was in the catering corps.'

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

"...it's another metal detector."

Happy Champion

Jungle Games

'These new metal detectors are great!'

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

The Generals medals

Medalist wears five gold medals to form olympic rings.

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

'For donating half my property to the poor, I'll get the 'Unselfish Millionaire of the Year' medal and a supporting receipt for my allowable expenses!'

Brain Bomb Detector

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

Canadians celebrate first Olympic gold medal.

'This one is for not hinting in T.V. interviews that Burma's pacifists should be send WMPs.'

Champions biting their medals

"And this one is for being faithful to my wife."

"And that one shows my frequent flier miles."

'My wife gave me that one for washing the windows.'

'I'd have a lot more of em if it weren't' for some jerks always looking for peaceful situations.'

"What's next?"

'Nice bling.'