Digital Medal Collector Prints

"And now to present you with the uploading of your bitmedals."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

Military Medals

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

'I was in the catering corps.'

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

Happy Champion

Jungle Games

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

"Let's see, this one is cherry flavored, I think this one is blueberry ..."

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

The Generals medals

'This one is for keeping all the other ones so neatly arranged.'

'For donating half my property to the poor, I'll get the 'Unselfish Millionaire of the Year' medal and a supporting receipt for my allowable expenses!'

Champions biting their medals

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

Bradley Wiggins

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

'This one is for not hinting in T.V. interviews that Burma's pacifists should be send WMPs.'

Canadians celebrate first Olympic gold medal.

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

"And this one is for being faithful to my wife."

'We're confident that morale dips resulting from the recent salary cuts will be offset by the distribution of these smiley face badges to all affected employees.'