Medal Counter Prints

"That was a good two weeks of watching America dominate the Olympics and not seeing anything else on TV."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Military Medals

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

'I was in the catering corps.'

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

Happy Champion

Jungle Games

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

"Let's see, this one is cherry flavored, I think this one is blueberry ..."

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'

The Generals medals

'This one is for keeping all the other ones so neatly arranged.'

'For donating half my property to the poor, I'll get the 'Unselfish Millionaire of the Year' medal and a supporting receipt for my allowable expenses!'

Champions biting their medals

'This one is for not hinting in T.V. interviews that Burma's pacifists should be send WMPs.'

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

Bradley Wiggins

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

Canadians celebrate first Olympic gold medal.

"And this one is for being faithful to my wife."

"And that one shows my frequent flier miles."

'My wife gave me that one for washing the windows.'

'I'd have a lot more of em if it weren't' for some jerks always looking for peaceful situations.'

'Nice bling.'

"What's next?"