Goddess In You Gifts

Gals! Are you entering you 'goddess' years?

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

"Google car."

Bad fake tan day.

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

Labor Day Flowers

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

Men explained.

'Ok. Now I'm sexy.'

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

Goddess

"Tia Carmen, if you had a bucket list, what would you put in it?"

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

"Plus $600 for delivery."

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

The Deer of Spring.

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Woman reads Nigella Lawson cook book: 'Add butter to the mixture, remembering to moisten your lips ... whisk for three to four minutes, pouting throughout ...'

Frontispiece and Titlepage for Beardsley's Erotic Novel 'Venus and Tannhauser'- Not Used in this Form

'Good night darling...sweet nightmares.'

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

"Well, you could wish for a new kitchen and a bathroom renovation; or alternatively you could just wish for a less idle husband."

"Look at this terrible mess! Let's all roll up our sleeves and clean it up!"

"Finally. The baby's asleep, the washing's done, I've finished cleaning the house..."

Stand back - while I whip something up