Goddess In You Pillows

Gals! Are you entering you 'goddess' years?

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

Bad fake tan day.

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

Labor Day Flowers

Men explained.

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

'Ok. Now I'm sexy.'

Goddess

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

"Tia Carmen, if you had a bucket list, what would you put in it?"

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

"Plus $600 for delivery."

The Deer of Spring.

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Frontispiece and Titlepage for Beardsley's Erotic Novel 'Venus and Tannhauser'- Not Used in this Form

"Well, you could wish for a new kitchen and a bathroom renovation; or alternatively you could just wish for a less idle husband."

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

'Good night darling...sweet nightmares.'

"Look at this terrible mess! Let's all roll up our sleeves and clean it up!"

"Finally. The baby's asleep, the washing's done, I've finished cleaning the house..."

Stand back - while I whip something up

Housewife with her toddler hooked on the end of the mop.