Goddess Worshipper Pillows

Erda

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

Sunbathers.

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

Sunbathing in the park

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

Marilyn's Rushmore

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

"Brave explorers of the world"

Pyramid catflap...

Energy saving mode

"I'll take your request for an office with a sunny spot into consideration."

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

Goddess

Man on beach realizes laying down flattens his stomach

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

'Trucker's tan?'

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

'Sounded more like a seagull to me.'

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

"I can't hear anything, it must be set on low tide."

Revenge had come.