Goddess Worshipper Mugs

Erda

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Sunbathers.

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

Sunbathing in the park

"Brave explorers of the world"

Energy saving mode

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

Pyramid catflap...

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"I'll take your request for an office with a sunny spot into consideration."

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

Goddess

Man on beach realizes laying down flattens his stomach

'Trucker's tan?'

'Sounded more like a seagull to me.'

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

'Well no wonder it didn't work!'

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

Revenge had come.

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"