God Squad Pillows

"Instead of Red Team and Blue Team, why don't we make it Good v. Evil?"

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Jumping cheerleaders

"He's my school project for science class."

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

The three little pigs 2010

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

'If you're going to marry this geek, I suggest you get the extended warranty.'

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

'You failed your Latin exam! But Sweety, it's important to learn Latin: All your friends' names have Latin roots...'

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

'Just as I suspected, guys - looks like we'be got ourselves an undercover wine drinker.'

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

'That guy believes in time travel. He said he'd knock me into next week.'

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

'Hon, come quick! I think we have a major computer bug.'

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'

"So what's your success rate?"

"Oh darn, there it is right there: side effects may include squid head."

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'

STRIP Hambone: Computer language

"I heard you may be looking for an assistant in cell growth!"

"Sorry dear! I'm very busy right now."

Computer age.